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FULL SHOW: The Day We Put Our Phones Away!

Our listener Taylor calls in to speak with the manager and ends up playing the latest joy germ game! Plus, we go through the entire show without our phones!

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Tommy Talk: HOW TO BEAT THE JANUARY BLUES

On this episode of “Tommy Talk,” Tommy discusses how to beat those pesky January Blues. The January Blues are something many of us feel without even realizing what they are. They're a dip in mood caused by the post-holiday quiet, dark mornings and nights, chilly weather, and the pressure of having an entire new year ahead of us to “start fresh.” We’re all trying to get back into our routines that make us feel good again. I’m sharing with you the ways to kick those January Blues out the door. Here’s what I do, and just as importantly, here is what I DON’T do. Let’s walk into this new year together, feeling our absolute best. If you’re in need of a little encouragement and a big hug to get the year going, this episode is for you.

Executive Producers: iHeart Media and Elvis Duran Podcast Network

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Around The Room: It's That Time of Year

Danielle is still experiencing jet lag from her UK trip. Sam talks about the struggle of wearing a romper. Gandhi is trying Andrew's new app. Nate is always fascinated by the time of the year. Plus, Skeery is thinking of his mother.

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Daily Game: More Joy Germs

Our listener Taylor finally gets a chance to play the Joy Germ game!

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Daily Horoscopes: January 9th, 2026

Here are your daily horoscopes for January 9th, 2026.

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The Backstory: Nude Olympics

The Winter Olympics are just weeks away. The athletes are celebrities! Now, imagine living 2 or 3,000 years ago and being an ancient Olympian. How did these guys compete, why did they compete, and how did they monetize their skill set? It was equal parts religion, eroticism, and highly valued body secretions.

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Dentist and Wife Found Murdered, Indiana Jones Malfunction, Alan Jackson Drops Nick Reiner, Strange Addictions, Scooping Out Periods, and More!

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We're officially back from holiday break with all the latest news stories! We talk about Alan Jackson dropping Nick Reiner's case, new Disney incidents, the murder of a dentist and his wife, the relaunch of My Strange Addiction, weird pregnancy cravings, and scooping out your period. 

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FULL SHOW: The Day We Talked Joy Germs

Did you know that most 18-year-olds spend 93% of their time on their phones? Our friends Kadri and Jose call in while road tripping. Plus, who inspired you growing up?

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Can You Go Phoneless?

Today, we have two callers tell us about their relationships with their phones and screentime.

 

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